The Great Escape

Last night was a good friend's birthday party and it was a great 1st test of my New Years resolutions.
1) NO drunk texting, email, facebook messages or phone calls CHECK - NO CALLS OR TEXTS
2) Try not to become obsessed with someone until after 3 dates CHECK - NO PROBLEM ON THIS ONE
3) Avoid public makeout sessions - CHECK AND I EVEN WENT TO WAFFLE HOUSE

As the night was wrapping up, I met a cute guy. I was hungry and wanted to go to Waffle House. After my friends threatened the life of the guy, I was allowed to go to Waffle House with him. During the course of our WH meal, I discovered he was 24! I welcome cougar comments now. He was also really drunk and I just wanted to leave. I went to the bathroom and sat down at a table with a girl and 2 guys instead of going back to my table. They devised a plan to distract the 24 year old and sneak me out of WH. Its funny now, but why didn't I just tell him I was leaving and go home. Instead I had to be dramatic and plan a getaway. I ran out the door of Waffle House and hopped in a cab and actually told the cab driver to hurry and "go, go, go" like the guy was going to run after the cab.