Bourbon

I haven't had bourbon since college and now I remember why. Thursday night, I attended an event sponsored by Makers Mark and the following is a recap of the night...

After the MM event, I went out with a group of work friends to the Regis. I met a cute guy in town from New York. He was very nice and we set up a date to meet for coffee Friday morning since he was only in town until Friday afternoon (I am a dork, the coffee date was my idea). BFF said instead of 25 1st dates, I should try and meet 25 guys, all from different states - so far I have FL, TN, NC, GA & NY.

We left the Regis and headed to 5P. That's when things went south.

• I fell on the ground in 5p. I didn't trip, I was so drunk, I literally just fell down and some 21 year old girl had to help me up. I now have a swollen knee and am covered in bruises. Will someone please remind me how old I am????
• I have bruises on my shins from standing on the front row and banging them on the stage while listening to the band at 1 pace over. Apparently I really loved the band because I had a message from one of the band members when I woke up on Friday. I don't remember even meeting the band members much less giving them my number. NICE.
• I met another guy that I thought was cute, fun, great conversationalist - or at least this is what I thought in my drunken stouper. I will call him Medical Sales since that's his job. I hung out with him until the wee hours of the morning. Great kisser! Have no idea what his name is.

I didn't get home until around 5/6am (yes, its a week nite). At 8:30 I wake up to my cell phone ringing, it was New York. Yes, I slept through the coffee date. I apologized profusely and told him I was so sorry! Who sets up a coffee date and then sleeps through it. Given this incident, I knew I would never hear from this guy again, but he called yesterday before his flight and said he would love to get together next time he is town.

I will NEVER drink bourbon again for the rest of my life.